3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
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In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
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I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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