We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
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How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
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i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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