i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
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It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
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I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
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