its not stalking. its research.
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
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you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
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Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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