Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
i already hear my dad disowning me
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
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just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
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I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.