Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
Terrible idea I love it
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.