So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
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You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.