You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
I think my vagina is haunted
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
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Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
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Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
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