I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
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I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
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So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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