NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
where am i from again
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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