I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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