I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
nothing like baby laughter to ruin a masturbation moment
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
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