you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
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My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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