Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
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I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
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He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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