There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
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There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
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Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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