the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
operation harelip BJ is a go
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
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we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
The nurse who basically saved my life just came into the store. Didn't recognize her. Awwwwkward.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
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I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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