i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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