porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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