So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
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Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
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He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.