I'm always impressed by your drunken ability to quickly gauge how long it's been since you've shaved and whether or not your prospective hook up will care.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
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The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.