i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
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Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
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I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
He went snooping and now he's all intimidated by my super amazing box of sexy time toys.
Please stop calling it that.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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