So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
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