The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
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Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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