you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
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We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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