You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Randomize
