Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
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remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Intervention is following me on twitter.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
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Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.