oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
just chased whiskey with a pickle. i definitely recommend it
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
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Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
How I know I would be an awful mother....I just stirred the bong up with a baby fork. A literal baby fork....
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
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