My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
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Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
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