I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
What happened to fro yo and sex?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Randomize
