I don't usually arrange sex via text message
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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