she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Its hard to hear the music in here over his nasal whistle. And his breath smells like old milk. I think I need more vodka, and he better be buying. You owe me.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
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So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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