I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
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My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You took off all your clothes to try on her fur coat and then punched me when I said you couldn't wear it to bed.
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Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
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