When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
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We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
We just fucked like crazy and now I'm dipping chips in macaroni & cheese. I feel completely accomplished. This may be the best day ever.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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