I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.