sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
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When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
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So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
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