Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
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That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
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Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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