Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
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Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
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The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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