Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
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You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
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That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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