They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
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So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
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Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
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