Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Randomize
