my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
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I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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