yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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