She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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