can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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