this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.