I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
