I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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