I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
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Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
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first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
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