She's JV to your varsity
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
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I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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