my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
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My professor laid down on the floor and told us a story that involved being naked covered in Vaseline with a pumpkin on your head. No lie. This is going to be a great semester.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
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