i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
you keep denying me to hang out, should i take a hint?
you keep asking me after midnight, should i take a hint?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
The Internet Is Obsessed With This Stripper Who Dropped It Low Just To Eat A Slice Of Pizza
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night