absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
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just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
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At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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