Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
handjob tips. give me some.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
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Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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