got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
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ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
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Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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